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Episode one
Sam and Zak where on the Pier waiting for the fishing boat to arrive. Sam had chartered a vessel for there vacation despite Zak's lack of enthusiasm.
At 8:34 the ms. raddog had arrived at the dock. The wind was blowing exceptionally hard for an November morning. Good for the ship but not for Zak. His long blond hair kept falling into his eyes. The waves rocked the boat as hard as heavy metal but the captain and Sam paid no attention.
Zak looked back noticing the mainland was far behind them. Then out from the blue sea spray drenched Zak to the bone.
"What kind of fish could we possibly catch out here. I can barely see land!" Zack exclaimed frozen from the spray. Sam just smiled and said "
"No worries the big fish are only about a mile from here, right captain?"
"Right if you want the bid fish you have to go to the big ocean" The captain replied.
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"whats that on the horizon?"
"Why just a fishing boat captain."
"How many guns and how many men"
"Just three men, but no gu-"
"No guns! A motor perhaps?"
"Aye captain vary powerful, capable of over thirty knots!"
"Men I believe our search for a vessel over!"


 
Episode 2
Zak looks out over the bow and sees a blurry image of a ship
"captain! whats that over there" screamed Zak.
"It..It..It can't be why there isn't suppose to be another ship for miles....oh no"
"what is it captain?" called Sam
The captain replied "well... this place is famous for pirate-"
"famous... for... pirates...? Sam!"
"Also famous for large... fish."
"Alright what do we need to do?" Zak asked
"well firs-"
But before the captain could finish he was shot.

 
episode: 4
Damion hurriedly turned off his cell grabbed his trophy and ran out the door
as quickly as he sped out of there the entire building exploded in a fireball
Damion jumped into his Ferrari oasis and raced home
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"captain Ross how are our shipmates?"
"They have sped away at full speed sir."
"Good news every thing is according to plan there engine has died at 40 deg.latitude  10 deg. longitude."
"Great we'll be in position... Can we keep the ship?"
"Alright but mistakes Will not be tolerated.."
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"why did we stop Sam?" asked Zak.
"i.. I...I don't know the engine just died." replied Sam.
Zak looked over the side .
"Crap it looks like the pirates are back!"
The pirate ship sailed closer and closer
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Out on a small dirt road near the coast a police cruiser was parked on the side of the road. Damion sees the car and immediately slows down. Suddenly the cruiser's sirens turn on. Damion sighs looks at his watch, 8:55
"license and registration please"
Damion cooperated.
"Hum... step out of the car please"
"what?"
"Step Out Of The Car!"
Damion does
"Put your hands on your head and get on the ground!"
Damion did
"I need to Ugh ... check your license"
The cop walks to the cruiser and picks up the radio
"Fire bird you're clear to land!"

Episode 6
"DAMION WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" Sam screamed
"No worries guys Cistler isn't as bright as he seams. This will be a snap!" Damion replies
Damion picks up his cellphone
RING RING
"hello?"
"It's Damion Kanthar"
"D....D....Damion H.... H....HI uhhhh"
"listen we need a favor"
"w..w.what do you need?"
"A boat, and on the boat a parashoot."
"you got it is that all?"
"You've got 5 minuets"
"On my way"
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"Kanthar how are our flight prisoners?.... .... Kanthar ..... Kanthar?" Cistler yelled his name but Kanthar was already on the boat.
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From the helicopter they could see a boat sailing towards them. As soon as the boat was under them Damion dropped the ladder.
"get down guys.... and Kanthar throw me the parachute!" Damion Yelled.
So Kanthar throws the parachute up to Damion. He put it on, typed some coordinates and jumped from the copter. Deploying his parachute immediately. Damion landed safely on the boat as it sped away.
"Damion why does Cistler have it in for you?" Zak asked.
"well it started like this..."

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Episode 3
8:15
Damion's last shot on the range for the first place sharpshooter award he lines up the shot firers center target!
Ring Ring
when his phone rang. Immediately he turns it off and makes the shot
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"Dam He didn't pick up!" exclaimed KanThar .
"Do not worry KanThar we have his currant location on screen all is according to plan."
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"hurry Sam get to the engine room!" Zak screamed "If we go full speed they'll never catch us !"
"I'm trying the door's locked!"
Suddenly a bullet brakes through the glass of the window of the door. Sam punches through the glass and unlocks the door. Then races to the controls and out runs the pirates
"Zak why don't you call Damion he can get a helicopter to take us home?"
"aight"
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RiNg rInG!
"Damion here!"
"Great Damion we need a favor."
"alight, Oh, and sorry for not answering your first call."
"first call?"
"Yeah you called earlier didn't you?"
"No, ... check your caller id"
"But you the only ones who know my numb-"
"what is it?"
"I ... I ... I have to call you back"
Click
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Episode: 5
"Air traffic control this is Fire bird delta requesting permission to land over."
"Fire bird delta this is air traffic control helipad 3c is available for land over."
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That took way to long Damion thought to himself. At least I can still make it to the air port on time. Damion drove to the air port and got in his helicopter, the Fire bird delta. He takes off oblivious to the explosive on the skee.
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Sam and Zak are desperately trying to get the engine started but to no avail. Suddenly out of the sky Damion's helicopter flu to there rescue
"Sam Zak, Are you guys ok?"
"Yeah where fine just drop down the ladder."
"Aight ""
The ladder dropped from the copter and Sam and Zak climbed up. Suddenly another helicopter flu up next to them. A man in a black suit leans out.
"We meet again DanQuier Damion"
"Cistler.."
"We have taken the extra mile in your eradication this time"
"What are you going to do?"
"It's not what are we going to do... but what we've done."
"............."
"who do you think hired the pirates? Who do you think killed the engine on the boat? Who do you think was the cop and who do you think put the explosive on your helicopter?"
"..............."
Damion stared with his mouth agape.
"I've also cut a hole in your gas tank. If you stand still you might last for ...10 minuets HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA If you try to fly to shore you'll go about..... 2 Miles hummm? and don't try to land that will trigger the bomb. Good day Master DanQuire..."
Damion pulls out a pistil
"See you in hell Cistler!"
And shoots one round into Cistlers gas tank. Cistler's helicopter immediately explodes.

Episode: 7
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